F***ing depression, how does it work?

Hello universe. I haven't been posting the past few days and for that I'm sorry. Just been going through a bit of a mental conundrum. Anyone know a decent place to meet girls? I'm 19 and have NO idea where to go to find girls who aren't psychopaths. This whole being single thing is starting to drive me insane.

Annnnnnnyways besides my sad existence, I've still been playing Majora's Mask. I'm in Ikana Canyon now, so getting pretty close to the end. Here are some more lulzy screencaps. They really don't say his name much, and when they do its usually not something funny. But I'm looking sharp for when they do appear!

I'm not really sure why these two made me laugh.

"Why yes, mr. glowy seahorse. They do have strange powers."

Glee

WHY IS THIS SHOW SO DAMN POPULAR?!?!? I watched 5 minutes of it and I'm pretty sure half my braincells are gone. Crap like this is so popular, but Heroes is cancelled? What the hell, america. What the hell.

Dear Glee,
  I hate you and I hope you die.

Update

Not much has happened these past 2 days. I'm still a little sore but it's nowhere near as bad as it was. I've just been chillin and playing Majora's Mask. I'm currently about to enter the Snowhead Temple.

For the record I'm using Project 64 version 1.6, because it's the best emulator I can find for N64. I still have my N64 and my cartridge copy of Majora's Mask, but one of the cables to connect it to the TV is messed up and I'm too lazy to find a new one. Anyways, for some giggles every now and then I decided to name Link "Balls" and screencap some funny instances in which the name appears.

So far this is the only one that made me lol. I'm about to play some more so I'll leave you with this and hopefully I'll have more to show soon. Peace.

Party On

First off I apologize for not posting anything yesterday. I had a massive workout and ended up getting messed up with some friends of mine. I'm sore and tired today so I'll be chillin and playing some Zelda most of the day. Thanks to all of your suggestions for old school games by the way. I'm definetely going to be playing a lot of them after i'm done with Zelda. By the way, I've got to give an internet brofist to Ishu who mentioned Chrono Cross. I had completely forgotten about the pure epicness of that game (I have no idea how, I've based my entire life's philosophy on that game). So i'll definitely be replaying that piece of epic very soon. I wish I had more to report but I feel like i've been beaten with a flail so I'll leave you with this epic Zelda wallpaper.

Old School Games are F***ing Awesome

So here's the deal; I have no girlfriend, all my friends are busy, no car, and even if i did i live too far from anything for it to be enjoyable, so i've decided i'm going to replay through some old school games again. So far i've played through The Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time. It was my first time playing all the way through it without cheating since i was like 10. I'm about to begin Majora's Mask, and after that i'm a complete blank. Anyone know of some other good old school games? I have access to play anything pre-ps2.

P.S. What happened to newer games!? They're all about guns and zombies. It was fun at first but come on, they're bleeding the concept dry.

A couple old screencaps of mine, for the lulz

First one is from Google. I was having some problems with my computer at the time and was looking up how to access something (can't remember what), and this popped up. I wonder who was searching this?

Second is from an AIM conversation I was having with my gf of the time (now my ex). She later called me and was 100% convinced that I actually did. Red is me, Blue is her.
I'm a dick sometimes.
EDIT: No, I didn't actually do it. I just liked messing with her head ^_^

PICKLEMAN

So, I was looking through some really old pictures of mine and I came across this. This is something I did out of complete boredom when I was first experimenting with Photoshop. Even now it makes me giggle XD